"Ten Crack Commandments" Biggie

ayo, this post is from the bad guy, Razor Ramone. LOL. speaking of back in the day shit...

"They be sittin in your kitchen, waitin to start hittin"

And alas, we were. In Petes kitchen, waitin to start hittin. Can someone tell me how Vinnie's still alive?

"Dont get it interluded!"

I promise Vin, I wont. Vinnie was wearing the visor, but I think this shit is even hotter.

The Hottness

Get it while the last, its the latest style out of Paris.

All in all, a great weekend. Jigga pretty much got it all. I loved hanging out and meeting the chickas, and chillin 03' style with the fellas. Ima see you though, LOL. Peace.

"What's Beef?" Biggie Smalls A.K.A. Notorious BIG, Frank White, C.Wallace

Recently niggas been talking a whole lotta trash.

"Make my name taste like ass when you speak it.
Your jewelry you can keep it, that'll be our little secret"

So certain people are mad that I've lubed up my bat and shoved it straigt up fantasy baseball's ass. Mo money mo problems right.

Answer- .875

Question- Whats JBL Albany Pimpslaps winning percentage?

I should stop talking trash though, get ahead of myself and go on like a 10 week losing streak. Have you ever been so irritated at the dialouge swirling around the room that you've wanted to hurl heavy objects into the general direction of its origin? I'm inherantly lazy, you all know that, and if you didnt, IM INHERANTLY LAZY (let it be know from hence on). But this wench behind me? That shit is just scary. The fat one, the one I now refer to as GIGANTOR, is totally useless, and has been for a few months now. If anyone has any contacts at the American Medical Journal, please ask them to look into Pregnancy and the resulting mental deminishing that results. She's now been reduced to the mental capacity of a second grader who ate to much frosting the night before, and is crashing from a sugar high, hardcore. The reason I keep bringing this up is that its becoming really frustrating coming to work everyday and seeing this debaucle unfold. Whats worse is that its happening right under my boss's nose. Hes to stupid and dumbfounded by the idea of a vagina to do anything constructive about it.

Serge + Clean = James + Sober ps. it aint never gonna happen.

I dunno, I've just been so irritated at this shit all day that I had to get it out. Im coming down to new york this weekend, really looking forward to it actually. I miss my foolios. Plus Im looking forward to meeting the ladies of JBL, both Rebecca and I are. Hope it all goes down smooth, like a drunken Jersey girl. LOL. Peace.

ps. "Recently, niggas aint saying nothin,
so I just speak my peace,
keep my piece,
JBL niggas with the Jesus piece with my peeps."

"Nas Is Like..." Nas

Half man half amazin. Haevnt blogged in a while so I figure its time. Had a good weekend, went to a little party on sunday. This was my last week before class starts, TODAY!! fuckers. Hopping down to the shaolin this weekend, looking forward to a good time. Miss my boys. Gots to give Lou his birthday gift, even though its like a month late. Hope he likes it, hope its still alive. LOL. I've been on a tearrrrrr in fantasy ball. Best record overall. There's only one thing I could attribute it too. Pure managerial genius. LOL. Kidding kidding, lol. Pure luck, but im enjoying it. Went home for lunch today. Took care of other personal business. God bless america. I went to the INS office, needed to get my prints taken. The last time they took them, it was old school, ink & paper. Today they did it on the optical reader, I thought they were gonna hook me up to a retinal scan or something. Im in the system now, guess that limits my crime spree options. Guess that about it, peace.

Too High to name.

Just wanted to post this. I just seen a neighboor walkin her dog behind the building, The massive old pitbull bitch was readiying her stance, you know how dogs do,the lady squated behind the dogs ass with a bag and and the dog went to town. LOL. I wish I wasnt too complacent to get a camera cuz that shit was funny.

"Aids is Gold, HIV is Platinum" Canibus

The title, oh I dunno, just because I thought of the song at the moment I sat down to write this way over due post. You know that adage, "same old shit, different day"...its true, and I kinda like it that way. Next time someone asks you whats new, try responding with "well, just got a new kidney, cross you fingers for me."
My fiancee graduated this past weekend. Its official, shes smarter then me. LOL. You know the funny thing, I dont mind it. I mean, I like have an intellectual superior in my life. Its like living with an encyclopedia, albeit one with a great ass. Moms came up to Smallbany this weekend, found a great bus thats 20 bucks each way. Cant beat that shit with a stick. Weathers getting nicer, think I might smoke outdoors this weekend. Spending this week alone, going to have to survive on porn and ham sandwiches for the next 5 days. Shit always falls apart when Im alone. I mean, I can make it, its just I usually end up being late to something, forget to do something, and develop friction burn on my dick if Im alone for more than 2 days. Im my own worst enemy. The good news, I still got an entire porno DVD to watch (thanks Lou) and school is over on thursday. Still working on my forthcoming article, been "working" on it for like 2 months now. Very excited about the contributions of the ICONS to the site. No doubt its gonna be some warped and twisted shit (we're not here to judge, just here to call the authorities if you start killing mexicans). Guess thats about it, Jigga tells me Hov and Dash are beefin? whats the world coming too. Jigga is happy and in love, the mets are winning, HOV and Dash are done, fuck man, I feel a spell of good shit coming down JBL's way. Peace.