"Area Codes" Ludacris

Whats up good people of Rexojunkies. Hope everyones weekend went well and that you all enjoyed the nice weather. Read Louies post yesterday, umm... yeah. LOL. Nah it was good, awfuly poetic. I almost felt like he was channeling Kerouac or something. Cheer up son, theres alway beer and weed and new boobs to look forward too. I lost in baseball this week. But you know what, I didnt mind it at all. Tommy Fogarty is a hell of a guy. For real. He wrote me this really nice email and shit about baseball. Kudos to you Tom. The streak stood at like 14 weeks unbeaten. All good things, much like a healthy shit, must come to a messy and smelly end. I also saw Wedding Crashers on Saturday. What a funny, funny, funny movie. I haevnt laughed that hard at a movie in a long, long time. I highly recommend. Smoked up last night, bugged out to the Simpsons. I was eating a sweedish fish candy and took a hit while i was chewing it and let me tell you something, best thing ever. Its like taking a candy flavored hit. Lovely. Moving into our new apartment in the next few weeks. Anyone know how to execute a pre-emptive hernia strike? Holla at me. Till next time. Peace.

I have no titile, this bitch has sapped it out of me.

Wig wig, wig wig...

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!

Fat nasty beastly pregnant dumb bitch will not shut the fuck up. Talkin bout her mullato niece and that devil spawn gerbil shes got growin in her gunt. I want to take a fuckin bat to her head. Its literally making me shiver. Someone help me please. I wish I can relate to you guys exactly what kind of death rain my intellect is taking just sittin here and listening to what essiantly amounts to the conversation a GED dropout and his favorite lightswitch, you know, the one that "talks" back, would have. I've never, ever, wanted to inflict pain on anyone. Until now. Is it wrong to picture a pregnant beast being thrown down a set of stairs? Its not that shes pregnant, dont get me wrong, one day I too want to have kids. Its that shes a waste of mass. Matter of fact, her whole family are a waste of space. My fiance also pointed out to me last night that the bill for this whole evil gerbil spawining, is being split by you, and you, and you, and you, and me, mainly because this bitch is on welfare (child fare, whatever it is). Any one still think Im out of line here? didnt think so. sorry im so kranky, but this shit is coming to a boil. Either she gives birth soon and gets her fat bloated ass outta here, or Im going in and committing this mercy killing myselft.