"Drunk By Myself" Nas

Whats poppin folks? Same old shit here in sunny upstate new york. It fuckin rained all day yesterday, and last night, I felt like I was in the fuckin eye of the storm, cuz it was coming down something fierce. You know, I've been in such a good mood lately at work. Its mainly due to the fact that Fattius Maximus has been out on leave ever since she took that mega shit (you know, the birth of the devil spawn). But alas, my joy, much like many other good things, must come to an end. Despite my constant pleas for her to take more time off or just not come back at all, shes coming back. T-minus 2 weeks or till shes back (cue chills up my spine). I tell you this much, if she thought it was bad putting up with my fat jokes, wait till she incurres the rath of dead baby and ugly baby jokes. Just thinking about her is making my skin crawl. Oh theres also this, her waste of a brother, no not that degenerate, the other one, just got arrested for DWI, for the fourth fucking time!!! The bad news, hes out on bail. The good news, its lookin like a year minimum. LOL. "Whhaaaaaa, my husbands gonna be in jail and I have a 2 year old, Whaaaaaa..." Ha, your dumbass degenerate husand should of taken a fucking cab, so stop your whining! Neither I, nor the rest of the world (and I can safely speak for the rest of the world) have any fucking use for your family. Guess thats about it. Oh, to any one who isnt watching LOST, your missing out on the best show on TV. Peace.

everything is everything

"Move Bitch" Ludacris

Yo yo yo, whats up good people? Just wanted to leave some luv on the blogger. Fantasy baseball has all but wrapped up for me. I was the regular season champ, but got bounced into the third place bracket by Lous old boss. Cant be bitter though, it was a good run. Had a nice time this weekend, went camping with Beckas family. Played Uno, which, not to toot my own horn, I kicked ass at (thats right Becka, Im talkin to you chump). Sat around the campfire and traded fart and shit stories. Nothing like potty humor to bond family. LOL. Can someone explain to me what the hell is up with Daunte Culpepper? He has 8 turnovers in 2 games!?!?!? WTF!?!?! That shit drives me bonkers. THe new season of Lost premiers this week. Its not gay if you get a hard-for a tv show is it? is it... LOL. Guess thats about it, another monday spells another work week. Work makes me want to drink. And drinking makes me loath work. Its a vicious cycle. In an attempt to get in tune with my feminine side, I watched Ever After last night on the Oxygen network. You know, and Im man enough to admit it, that Cinderella is a hell of a story. For real. lol. Aight, take two: Guess thats about it for now. Leave some love on the blogs people, I get lonely here in cyberspace. Peace.

Its raining and I have a rash.

"Shimmy Shimmy Ya" ODB

whats up good people of Rexo nation. Hope this message reaches you all in good health. The summer has officially passed me by and I aint done shit. Its depressing if I dwell, so I'll try not to. Enjoying my new apartment. The neighborhood rocks and all I can say is god bless coeds. Ive seen a few good movies lately, probably years behind when the rest of you saw them. "Spider Man 2" was cool, just caugh it last weekend. The fight scenes were awesome. Also saw "Never Die Alone". Anyone see this one? pretty good flick, though a bit depressing. DMX is an alright actor. No really, hear me out. Ive seen him in a bunch of things, and yes he is always the same charecter but he does it well. This movie is also highly reminiscent of a story JBL discussed at Muses years ago. Do you guys remember "Once", the story of an urban killer-for-hire who has to kill his dad...hmmm...we werent the only ones to stumble upon this plot line, though i hope I didnt just ruin the movie for anyone. Gigantor had a baby a week or two ago. Shes brought the thing in and what can i say, its an offspring. guess thats about it. Ohh, by the way, good time in fantasy sports land, baseball playoffs are underway, and football bout to kick off soon, I can almost hear the cries of our significant others now. lol. Till next time, peace.