"Pimps and Ho's" Biggie ft. Too Short

So in an effort to get my main nigga Jigga laid (not that he needs my help, but whos gon' turn down pussy?) Id love to bring this monkey a chick. I mean, an upstate chick. See the big city, what shes really gonna see is the big dick coming down on her forehead. More on this story as it develops. In other news... oh who am I kidding, aint no other news. Watched the Bachelorette last night. Is it me or are all the dudes on there kind of like, I dunno, whats the word Im looking for, QUEER?
Discussed the theory of relativity and the like today in Painting class. Dont quite see how it will relate to Cubism, but I'll let you know. One thing struck me, the dudes that wrote up these theories, Eintsein and such, must have been high off their asses. The more I read about this stuff the more I become convinced of it.