"Whut I'ma Do Now" Redman

First off, just changed the settings so that anyone and everyone can comment. Sorry for the delay. Just finished eating my frozen cheese and bean burrito (http://www.elmonterey.com/ just in case your curious). You know I eat these like once a week, they're pretty good. I find that the beef and bean is a better value than the bean and cheese. It's almost the same flavor, but with the beef and bean you get more filling. Buyer beware damnit.
Watched the amazing race last night, damn that Rob and Amber. I hope while in Africa they both catch the ebola virus. I mean really, they say the two brothers (the team I'm rooting for) on the side of the road, their truck rolled over on it's side. What did they do, nothing, they kept drivin. I mean like slow down a bit, roll you window down and ask if everyone alright, something. But they did nothin. lol. Fuck em. Thats about it I guess, not much to say, not much going on. Peace.

"Mighty Healthy" Ghostface Killah

You know the older you get the more lethargic you get. Anyone ever notice that? Last nite I was so fuckin sleepy at around like 8:30 I decided to take a little nap, you know, before the new Bachelor at 9. Long story short, the last thing I remember was having sex at like 11:30 and passing out, AGAIN, at like 12. I think my body is trying to tell me something.
Watched the Anchorman DVD last nite, HAHAHA. I haevnt laughed so hard in a while. lol. Brick Tamland man, Jigga you were right., that nigga is hysterical. "I like scotch, scotch, scotch, scotch." I know I know, Im way behind the ball. The funniest part of the movie was the newsteam brawl. lol. That shit had me on the floor. Guess thats about it, I wish I had more to post but like I said before, I kind of passed out last night. Peace.

"Shook Ones Pt. II" Mobb Deep

First off, I'd llke to comend Louie for his last blog post. That shit was brilliant. Shit will look up kid, take my word for it. You know what can make your day, or for that matter anyones day better? Beating a teenager at a video game. No seriously, theres nothing like that feeling you get after you spank a little wise ass at the only thing they're good at. Theres something wrong with me, I know.
I've pretty much cut the bitches at work off. I've seemed to arrive at a point in my life where it makes more sense to stop all non-work related chatter and bullshit with the retards here than be involved in they're slow and frightening dissent into the deepest depths of stupidity. Let me splain. I've known lots of strange people in my life, many of whom I'm sure you know as well. But I've never been contempt enough to be polite to people who I resent for taking up precious space in this world. If you found out that someone your friendly with got lumped up by their significant other, youd be shocked right? In these cases I wouldn't. I just dont have the energy to deal with this shit on a daily basis anymore. How many times can I hear that your boyfriend screamed at you last night and that you ran out only to mindnumbingly return two hours later. Though it is fun to watch them self destruct, I just dont have the energy to stay up late enough, so to speak.
Got an easter basket yesterday from Becka's mom. Sweet woman. What a marvel. You catholics really do it up. Does the fun ever stop? First X-mas now this? lol. Is it sacraligious that included alongside the candy was an Anchorman DVD? LOL. Cant wait to watch it. Caught the Office last night (taped it). Really fun stuff. Makes me really want to see the original. Anyone see either?
Ehh, back to work. Cant wait till baseball starts. Well, thats about it I guess, I wish I had more to post, but alas life is dull.

PS-Bitch one just arrived at work, five minutes late. Not a big deal you say. TRUE. BUT she lives across the street!!!! Can we start a legal defense fund for me? Dont make Serge have to choke a bitch!

"Where The Hood At?" DMX

Welcome to Tuesday, the longest fucking day of the week. Next week is spring break. You know, I never went on "Spring Break". I never partied at Senior Frogs while DJ Skribble played the one and two's. I never stood in front of the stage at a wet t-shirt contest next to Bill Bellamy. And you know what, fuck it. For me that shit brings back fond memories of...no it doesnt, we got crunked wether we had class the next day or not. lol. And fuck Senior Frogs, I will make it my mission in life to talk to as many people as I can in the hopes of running across someone who actually went there on their spring break. And once I do, I can promise you a copious and wholy unnecassary amount of violence. Followed by lots and lots of giggling.
Ever run across a vegetarian, you know the story, "used to eat meat, now dont." Well today I was talking to a chick from class, and she had the opposite story. Kinda strange no?
I love weed.
Sorry for the randomness, dont really have anything in particular to say but wanted to say it anyway. Is anyone else looking forward to "the Lost Weekend Part Two"? Come on Carlouie.
Baseball draft took place on saturday. Im satisfied with my picks. This season is gonna be really challenging. So many teams, so much kaka out there on the free agent market. I stumbled upon this nifty little feature that showed you some of the different trades going on it the fantasy universe. Lets just say this, there seems to be a whole lot of crackheads out there.
Why are the two perfectly cute and wholesome white bitches sitting at the computers in front of me conversing with the two straigt ghetto nigguhs? The legend must be true. Peace.

"New York State of Mind Pt. 2" Nas

Why is it so fucking difficult to get through life without overexerting your work ethic? Honestly. Had a nice weekend, went to a "wedding"; open bar, buffet style. Why dont they just call buffet and open bar receptions exactly what they are, GORGE FESTS. Your telling me I can eat and drink as much as I want? Asking for trouble I tells ya.
Is Arrested Development not the funniest fucking show on television? Has anyone been watching it, its fuckin hysterical. The Simpsons had on a funny episode too. Anyone catch that new Kelsey Grammer sketch show? Commercials looked mad funny. I heard it was gonna be like 30 sketches on average per show, its a half hour show. Interesting concept. Also, am I the only one under 30 watchng Boston Legal. Not only is James Spader great, not only is William Shatner fucking brilliant, but it features this chick, http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0593961/, Rona Mitra. This chick is so hot, shes got my girl going lesbo. Anyway, thats it for now, Peace.

"If I Ruled the World" Nas ft. Lauryn Hill

Heres your obligatory TV post. On the Apprentice, it was great fun watching white people try to relate to the likes of Fat Joe and Lil Jon (is he not fuckin everywhere these days?). And who the fuck wants to spend a week with Moby? I give that pale nigga a day and half before I give him a wheat germ enema, the hard way. On Survivor, the gay dude beat the hillbilly... twice... in a contest that could best be described as a cross between bad gay porn and the American Gladiators. Im not saying gays are weak, but gays are weak, and if he beat me... twice... Id find a way to OD on coconuts just to make the shame stop. On the Amazing Race, that Rob is unscrupulous. The make of that couple is perfect for reality TV. He has no shame whatsoever, and shes like the fucking Little Debbie girl. I wonder what that sex life is like. Does she swallow? I pose the question to you. Lost was a no-peat this week, I hate when they do that shit. Oh, anyone catch a show on ABC during the summer (I think,) called the Days. Awesome show, never seen it again. I hate when networks due that, would it kill you to produce an hour last episdoe. Even if it only did like a 3 share (whatever the fuck that means), it still means a couple of million of people were watching it. On Law and Order: Elevator Unit, lol, SVU, Martin Short played the fuckin creepiest charecter ever. It was a brilliant episode, if you get chance to watch, DUE. That show does a bang up job of ruining pervesion for the rest of us. Watched Primitime Live yesterday, and they profiled this Irish tennor, ahhh, Ronan Tynan (had to Google it), fucking nuts. He was born in Ireland, had like no legs, couldnt walk, became and athlete, a doctor, and a world famous singer. Say what, I have a hard time remembering to wipe, this nigga is busy inventing cold fusion. Whatever though, I aint mad (I am). Oh Jigga, good job on that rap shit. Jada would rip 50 a new one. Now heres my question. If Fifty starts beefin hardcore with Jada, Nas and Joe (which I guess he has already), does that mean that Dre, Em, Xzibit and the like will beef with them too. Is Dre that stupid, is Eminem that stupid, Is XZib... oh well, just the first too. Just wondering your thoughts on that. AIght folks, post over. Peace.

"Slippin" DMX

Im slippin, Im fallin, I gots to get up. Ever have a headache thats been compounded by the sheer stupidity of those around you? If you have, maybe you can let me in on how you got thru it without catchin a case in the process. Was at the studio last night till like 11 finishing up a painting. Got in my car only to realize i was out of gas. When I headed into the Hess near school, mind you at like 11:10, the douchebag behind the bulletproof glass informed that they were in fact closed. A gas station closed? Isnt it state law that they stay open 24/7 or something. Just goes to show you how utterly backwards upstate life is. I barely fuckin made it to a Mobil like a mile or two out when a dude approached me and asked for a ride. A ride nigga? Its 11:30 and night, you want a ride. Heres a tip, if your stuck in the middle of nowhere (or in this case Menands), dont ask burly dudes for a ride. As a rule of thumb, unless you got tities, I aint givin you a ride. Fuckin snowing like a bitch up here (Hey J, they drive like pricks up here when it snows), classes canceled tonite. Aight party people, Im outtie. Peace.

"Your All I Need (to Get By)" Method Man ft. Mary J. Blige

AIght aight, welcome to the weekend wrap up show. News item one, "the Pacifier" was number one at the box office this weekend? Did i read that right? Item two, I got engaged this weekend... (cue cricket sounds)... Alright! Nah, in all seriousness, it was magical. Item three, Petey Crack made it out the house on saturday. I shit you not, the mokey was out till like 3 something.

-Nigga Im havin a hard time walkin.

-Nigga your havin a hard time talkin too.

Lookin forward to Fight Night Round 2, think im gonna pick that up sometime this week. Thats about it I guess, peace.

"Been Around The World" Mase ft. Puff + Biggie

And just like the whole Bad Boy roster, JBL's been around the world. Let me clue you monkeys in on whats been goin down. Last weekend... what can I say. Jigga got laid. And then he got laid, laid, laid, and neither of them can say for sure but they think laid again. I smoked a blunt on friday that had me upchucking for a half hour outside of my car, leaning on a medical office in the Ridge. To be quite honest, Im a beliver in bad luck and shit, and right after we smoked we passed by this homeless dude, and Im pretty sure he put the kaybash on me. Its this old russian thing, someone can put you in a bad way by giving you the evil eye. I think this homeless dude gave me the said "evil eye". Fuckin bastard, I hate people that fuck with my high. But, being a true optimist, I used my time vomiting constructively. While puking, I thought up a little idea for an article. See, everything has an upside, even puke. Also, of note, got some porno DVD's from Carlo. See, this is why it pays to have boys. He just hit me up with em from the blue. I KNOW! By the way, just to be clear, next one is for Carlo, and Jigga owes me a kidney. Aight party people, big things going down this weekend, hope I have good news in the next post. Peace.