"Been Around The World" Mase ft. Puff + Biggie
And just like the whole Bad Boy roster, JBL's been around the world. Let me clue you monkeys in on whats been goin down. Last weekend... what can I say. Jigga got laid. And then he got laid, laid, laid, and neither of them can say for sure but they think laid again. I smoked a blunt on friday that had me upchucking for a half hour outside of my car, leaning on a medical office in the Ridge. To be quite honest, Im a beliver in bad luck and shit, and right after we smoked we passed by this homeless dude, and Im pretty sure he put the kaybash on me. Its this old russian thing, someone can put you in a bad way by giving you the evil eye. I think this homeless dude gave me the said "evil eye". Fuckin bastard, I hate people that fuck with my high. But, being a true optimist, I used my time vomiting constructively. While puking, I thought up a little idea for an article. See, everything has an upside, even puke. Also, of note, got some porno DVD's from Carlo. See, this is why it pays to have boys. He just hit me up with em from the blue. I KNOW! By the way, just to be clear, next one is for Carlo, and Jigga owes me a kidney. Aight party people, big things going down this weekend, hope I have good news in the next post. Peace.

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