"Who Shot Ya?" -- Biggie

Have you ever wanted to turn around and committ a premedetated act of extreme violence against a coworker? This bitch in my office is about to get her pregnant ass runover. I shit you not! You would think that my constant mocking of her and her uber-dysfunctional pseudo-daddy boyfriend-girlfriend relationship would take her down a peg or two, but no! I think she needs a swift kick to the general cranial region, and I got the muddy Nike to do it. Her only redeeming feature, shes a filthy, filthy, dirty whore. The bitch started playing with herself whilst playing with her Barbies. Then sometime later she went to jail for dealing E to a DT. In jail, she proceded to pleasure herself with a deodorant stick (i know, im wondering if it was the round kind or oval too) during a particulalry "horny" period. Then somewhere in all of debauchery, she found time to be a stripper. She loves getting chocked during sex, fucks like a beast when drunk (from what ive heard), and shes 21. wow. No wonder I haevnt hurt this bitch yet. LOL.