Big Brother Update.

Not sure if anyone watches Big Brother, but this shit is insane this season. its early on, so its not super duper bad yet, but Im already chearing on my man Kaysar. He fucked the bald midget over so fucking hard this week. LOL. Just wondering if anyone enjoyed watching that midget squirm as much as I did. Peace.

"Shame On A Nigga" Wu-Tang

Whats up good people? First and foremost happy birthday to Petey Crack. If anyone wants to post the events of the night, it would be greatly appreciated. Secondly, thank you to James' "Lady Friend" for her Gigantor alternate name suggestions. I like Ho-mungos Maximus. Tee Hee. Went to see Bad News Bears on saturday. It was pretty funny. Take Billy Bob from Bad Santa and transplant him into this movie. Worth a rental. Other than that, its pretty much been ho hum up here. Except on friday night. Me and Becka spent it hanging out and boozin with her dad in Hudson. At the end of the night, we were sittin on her front porch enjoying our late night McDonalds bounty when out of the total darkness (the lights were out in half the city) we heard people screaming about a house on fire down the street and how her kids were still in there. Me and Beckas dad, whos like the chief slamma jamma volunteer fireman, ran down the road and shit. Its surprising how sobber the dude got. LOL. No big deal, just some smoke damage in the house. But the funniest part of the story is that afterwards, Becka said to her dad, "are you sober?" and he looked her dead in the eye and said "not even for a moment." Like the drunken master. LOL . Peace.

"Welcome To Jamrock" Damian Marley

Whats up good people of Rexojunkies. Let me update you on the mundane and boring aspects of my so called life (PS-I fucking hated that show, that gay kid made me want to committ a hate crime [PPS-how the FUCK did they let him pee in the girls room of his high school?]). Jigga came up to visit me last weekend. It was cool, I had a good time. Not to split hairs but I took the weekend series 3 games to 2. He whooped my ass in Sould Caliber though, BUFF style. Went to see CAKE. Thats about all I can say for the concert. Ive seen them before, Ill probably see them again, but they are so god damn mercurial. Still though, theyre music peppers the scenary of my life. Me and jigga smoked alot of weed. Not like an insane amount, but no a sane one either. I guess Ill see him up here in like another 2 years. LOL. Shout outs to Pete, happy birthday bro. I cant make it down to his birthday, so you nukkahs better have a hell of time.

"I especially liked that move in the fifth inning where you scratched your balls for an hour."

How true it is. On the gigantor front, http://photos1.blogger.com/img/120/3773/640/gigantor.jpg , she's due pretty soon. Shes thinking about switching hospitals because she has an irrational (and by irrational I mean, "Jessica, YOUR A FUCKING IDIOT") fear of her baby being switched at birth. She needs to give birth at a place that doesnt take her baby out of the room after delivery. Ok, what ever. Every time she mentions parenting or other peoples bad parenting, I just look at her and remind her that shes choking the shit out of that little gerbil everytime she takes a puff. Dumbass. Guess thats about it. Oh, moving soon (closer to bar, teehee).

Peace.

Holla at your boy and pop yo' collar. Do what you do best!

Ahhh, gotta love those drunken, thugged out, back in Brooklyn, Let-me-see-you-pop-your-collar, posts. Any way, that shit in the park was mad fun. Its really heartwarming to see that we can still kick it ole school style. Holla at your boy. Peace.

"Summertime" Fresh Prince + DJ Jazzy Jeff

Whats up good people of the world. The summer is trully upon us. And much like a Country Time Lemonade commercial, I've spent it walking along a dirt road and swinging on a tire-swing in the bright sun. Fuck that. I've finished up two of my classes for the summer, which means that I've got three of the five weeknights with nothing to do. This makes it the first time in like a year and a half. Needless to say Im going to be hitting up happy hour, circa 03'. I'm pretty excited about that. Fatty, the one here in the office, went camping this weekend. She got yelled at by employees at the Water Slide World, for being to fat. She payed reduced price at the entrance than tried to sneek in to "see her friends ride". Needless to say, the employee decided to avert disaster and put an end to her gigantic ass abuse. Kinda funny, but sad, you know. LOL. Im trying to come up with some new names for her, anyone have any good suggestions, let me know. Heading down to the Shaolin this weekend. See you guys soon. Peace.

Ociffer, make these drugs disappear, the children look up to me.

You know in hindsight, maybe this audio record of stupidity isnt the best thing in the world after all. LOL. Peace.