Wednesday, July 06, 2005

"Summertime" Fresh Prince + DJ Jazzy Jeff

Whats up good people of the world. The summer is trully upon us. And much like a Country Time Lemonade commercial, I've spent it walking along a dirt road and swinging on a tire-swing in the bright sun. Fuck that. I've finished up two of my classes for the summer, which means that I've got three of the five weeknights with nothing to do. This makes it the first time in like a year and a half. Needless to say Im going to be hitting up happy hour, circa 03'. I'm pretty excited about that. Fatty, the one here in the office, went camping this weekend. She got yelled at by employees at the Water Slide World, for being to fat. She payed reduced price at the entrance than tried to sneek in to "see her friends ride". Needless to say, the employee decided to avert disaster and put an end to her gigantic ass abuse. Kinda funny, but sad, you know. LOL. Im trying to come up with some new names for her, anyone have any good suggestions, let me know. Heading down to the Shaolin this weekend. See you guys soon. Peace.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Other Names:

BeealzaBeast
JiggleNaut
Belly
B.A.S. (Botched Abortion Squared)
Ho-mungus Maximus

...sorry to get carried away, but you know how I feel about "breeders"

2:36 PM  

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