"Oh Boy" Cam'ron (the only instance your ever going to see a Cam'ron song in the tile.)

Got me scared there for a second. I tried to post some blogs last week from work and home (old macs in both spots) and it would give me an error message about the browser not accepting cookies. I was so fucking heated. But much like that case of ghonorea, im back bitches. I'd like to thank Louie for keeping this site going. The updates and blogs rock. Im sorry I haevnt articled in a while, but the site still rocks.

Happy B-day to Jigga AKA-Big Baby Jesus, El Jesus, Baby Arm, J-Rock, Jig Nasty, the Father the Son and the Holly Spirit.

I was re-telling the story of the high school senior trip over the weekend for like the 100's time. Los Miraculos. You know you can still trackdown the original resource room web pages on AOL hometown. LOL. I dont know why youd want to though.

Had a nice little weekend. Big momma drove up from staten island. Kind of proud of the old girl. Saw the Giants thriller on sunday. Fucking great. Saw the Jets debace last night, fucking pathetic. Notch one for Louie who won his fantasy football game this week. In actuality, all three of us won this week. Making it the first time this season.

Cam'ron (the harlem rapper) got shot three times in washington DC in an apparent carjacking attempt. Apparently some dudes wanted Cam's blue Lamborghini, and he was a little less than willing to depart with it. Oh Boy!

Oh, Lou, Im not sure if its some sort of weird coincidence, but I was just talking about Rescue Rangers last week! I shit you not. Becka has a theory that the little squirel chick was whorin it on the side to all three of em'.

Welcome back Pete. Peace out.

"Stay Chiesled" Large Professor ft. Nas

Todays lunch order:

A BLT, beef noodle soup, & 2 mini hot dogs with the works.

Wanna take a stab at who's order that is? Yep, the same girl that, on the advice of our other sales girl, announced that shes trying out for the Albany Conquest "booty squad". I'll wait for you to process that....

...got that? Good. See her problem is that if you were once young & skinny, unfortunately you never quite loose that mentality. The parade of belly shirts has caused me many a restless day since her return. Why? Because a C section scar doesnt quite heel as fast as youd like it too, just a necessary reality. Oh, and shes also started tanning, and thats just bad cuz its a personal pet pieve of mine. So how do I deal with all this? I mean, I cant just rag on her like I used to, which is directly to her face without an ounce of remorse. Apperantly it creates a less than enjoyable work enviorment, or so I've been told. I guess I'll just go back teeming with utter distain under the surface till it all boils over and I perform a C section on her neck. You know, to abort that mini hot dog I shoved down her throat out of sheer wanten.
Can we start a defense fund for me know? Jigga, you better get your shit together son, I'ma need to call on you soon playa.

"Beat a case with a legal aid,
Fuck Cochran."
-Ghostface.

Damn Ghostface, how do you do it? Rock golden eagles on your arms in a Versace robe and offer legal advice pro-bono.

GHOSTFACE IN 08' : CrackRock the VOTE!

You got my vote Starks.

"Lifes a bitch" Nas ft. AZ

and then you die
thats why we get high
cuz you never know when youre gonna go.

Whats up everyone? Its wednesday and this is one of the last nice days of the year. Been doing a lot of wedding preperations lately with Becca. This is the biggest racket in america. Worse than corporate wellfare, HMO's and pretty much anything you wanna throw out there. For example: A pro wedding photographer, one towards the higher end of the spectrum (though by no means the highest) charges around 3 grand a wedding. 3 Fucking GRAND! If he does 15 weddings a year, by no means a stretch at all, thats 45 grand. What the fuck am I going to school for?!?! Ridiculous. Just a frustrating affair, but it will be worth it in the end. Been watching alot of TV lately with the start of the new season. LOST is awesome, any one else addicted? Boston Legal came on yesterday, it was alright but did I miss an espisode while it was off TV, the fucking cast is different. Survivors good. Arrested development is awesome once again. Oh and this, LOL, this was perhaps the best thing on TV,

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/amazing_race8/teams/bio_black.shtml

but sadly, they got eliminated in the first week. There was practically a cornucopia of jokes here, how sad they went so soon. Looking forward to FIFA, which Im picking up this week. Plus the Ukraine made it into the world cup for next year, so theres gonna be countless nights of ESPN at godless hours to make up the time difference.

Anybody else curious about Bush's nomination for Supreme Court justice? Cronism anyone? Why not just nominate your dad for the job. Afterall he did such a bang up job as president.

One thing I hate more than anything is inconsiderate drivers. Hey lady, pull your super-sized head out of you bloated ass, and get the fuck across the intersection. This isnt a fucking math test, its four-way stop!

The playoffs are here, and Jiggas team the Mets are...oh sorry, lol, my bad. Um the Redsox got trounced last night! Hey big Papi, grab the vasoline fella, your gettin reamed this year. Most Valuable Prick. Guess thats about it, as you can tell Im kind of bored. Peace.

PS-Id like to apologize for typos ahead of time, my mail-correspondence english masters degree hasnt arrived yet, fuckin post office.

Its the end of an era.

Well folks, I knew it wouldnt last forever, but damn it if it couldnt be just a little bit longer. This morning, at approximately 8:45, the beast known throughout the land as Gigantor, sauntered back into the office to announce that shes back. Im at a loss for words. Wish me well.