"Stay Chiesled" Large Professor ft. Nas
Todays lunch order:
A BLT, beef noodle soup, & 2 mini hot dogs with the works.
Wanna take a stab at who's order that is? Yep, the same girl that, on the advice of our other sales girl, announced that shes trying out for the Albany Conquest "booty squad". I'll wait for you to process that....
...got that? Good. See her problem is that if you were once young & skinny, unfortunately you never quite loose that mentality. The parade of belly shirts has caused me many a restless day since her return. Why? Because a C section scar doesnt quite heel as fast as youd like it too, just a necessary reality. Oh, and shes also started tanning, and thats just bad cuz its a personal pet pieve of mine. So how do I deal with all this? I mean, I cant just rag on her like I used to, which is directly to her face without an ounce of remorse. Apperantly it creates a less than enjoyable work enviorment, or so I've been told. I guess I'll just go back teeming with utter distain under the surface till it all boils over and I perform a C section on her neck. You know, to abort that mini hot dog I shoved down her throat out of sheer wanten.
Can we start a defense fund for me know? Jigga, you better get your shit together son, I'ma need to call on you soon playa.
"Beat a case with a legal aid,
Fuck Cochran."
-Ghostface.
Damn Ghostface, how do you do it? Rock golden eagles on your arms in a Versace robe and offer legal advice pro-bono.
GHOSTFACE IN 08' : CrackRock the VOTE!
You got my vote Starks.
A BLT, beef noodle soup, & 2 mini hot dogs with the works.
Wanna take a stab at who's order that is? Yep, the same girl that, on the advice of our other sales girl, announced that shes trying out for the Albany Conquest "booty squad". I'll wait for you to process that....
...got that? Good. See her problem is that if you were once young & skinny, unfortunately you never quite loose that mentality. The parade of belly shirts has caused me many a restless day since her return. Why? Because a C section scar doesnt quite heel as fast as youd like it too, just a necessary reality. Oh, and shes also started tanning, and thats just bad cuz its a personal pet pieve of mine. So how do I deal with all this? I mean, I cant just rag on her like I used to, which is directly to her face without an ounce of remorse. Apperantly it creates a less than enjoyable work enviorment, or so I've been told. I guess I'll just go back teeming with utter distain under the surface till it all boils over and I perform a C section on her neck. You know, to abort that mini hot dog I shoved down her throat out of sheer wanten.
Can we start a defense fund for me know? Jigga, you better get your shit together son, I'ma need to call on you soon playa.
"Beat a case with a legal aid,
Fuck Cochran."
-Ghostface.
Damn Ghostface, how do you do it? Rock golden eagles on your arms in a Versace robe and offer legal advice pro-bono.
GHOSTFACE IN 08' : CrackRock the VOTE!
You got my vote Starks.
posted by Serge at 9:56 AM
1 Comments:
such anger. I think you should just get it over with and tell gigantor you love her. Maybe it would blow her mind so much she would implode.
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