"Shots Fired" Jadakiss ft. Styles P

Hello all, hope this post finds you in good health.

Happy Birthday to Lou, who eclipsed the quarter century mark despite the all out efforts of drugs, fast food and general hooligany.

The weather is getting beautiful and this only means one thing... fill in the blank here. I never quite got what the excitement is all about. I mean its nice and all, but I'm still stuck indoors for like 8 hours a day. So fuck the nice weather.

Baseball is up and running. My arch nemesis Tommy Pins is (as of today) nine points clear of me. Bastard. LOL.

Whats up with this whole myspace thing. Can we get any more random people on there. Couldnt sleep the other night, decided to check it out. FUcking shocking. Is like a place for all the people who you dont talk to to join into one gigantic cluster fucK? I mean shit, last time we spoke you all hated each other. I'm dumb founded. Oh, and since when is Lou such a fucking PIMP. I mean he was always a playboy, but the dudes a straight PIMP now. Fuck Sherlock, i got to take lessons from Louie now. The Lexus cant be far off bro.

Any ways, hope everyone is doing well.

peace.

"Slam" Onyx

Whats up good people of Rexonation!
I have to apologize for not posting in such a long time. I could give
an elaborate excuse, but lets face it, its been the lack of motivation.
Alot of happenings in my small world. Unless you haven't noticed (via
every posting on this website) its baseball season! Time to get the
kids to the ballpark and the needles to the locker-room. It's going to
be an interesting year. I missed the draft. Out of my own sheer
stupidity and a hectic schedule, the shit just flew by. Overall, im
pretty happy with the team, lets see how it plays out. Wedding plans
are in full swing. Not that they haevnt been, but its getting down to
crunch time. Hope everyone has their folders. After a 6 year absence,
i've started playing soccer again. Co-ed on monday nights. Last week i
blew my knee out! How fun. LOL. Lessons learned 1-I'm not 18 anymore,
Hell i'm not even 38 anymore. My tubby ass is pittifully out of playing
shape. 2-Im not as bad as some of these other people. 3-Next time
someone kicks me in the shin, I'm pulling a Last Boyscout on they ass!

The Mexican Fire Extinguisher-While doing a mexican girl from behind,
as you feel the climax approaching, light her hair on fire then pull
out and extinguish the flame. Instant hero status.

Ohh, and a very, VERY special thankyou to Dez for the South Park
funnies. props to you miss.

peace.