"Slam" Onyx

Whats up good people of Rexonation!
I have to apologize for not posting in such a long time. I could give
an elaborate excuse, but lets face it, its been the lack of motivation.
Alot of happenings in my small world. Unless you haven't noticed (via
every posting on this website) its baseball season! Time to get the
kids to the ballpark and the needles to the locker-room. It's going to
be an interesting year. I missed the draft. Out of my own sheer
stupidity and a hectic schedule, the shit just flew by. Overall, im
pretty happy with the team, lets see how it plays out. Wedding plans
are in full swing. Not that they haevnt been, but its getting down to
crunch time. Hope everyone has their folders. After a 6 year absence,
i've started playing soccer again. Co-ed on monday nights. Last week i
blew my knee out! How fun. LOL. Lessons learned 1-I'm not 18 anymore,
Hell i'm not even 38 anymore. My tubby ass is pittifully out of playing
shape. 2-Im not as bad as some of these other people. 3-Next time
someone kicks me in the shin, I'm pulling a Last Boyscout on they ass!

The Mexican Fire Extinguisher-While doing a mexican girl from behind,
as you feel the climax approaching, light her hair on fire then pull
out and extinguish the flame. Instant hero status.

Ohh, and a very, VERY special thankyou to Dez for the South Park
funnies. props to you miss.

peace.