einstein bluntz 

"Who Shot Ya?" -- Biggie

Have you ever wanted to turn around and committ a premedetated act of extreme violence against a coworker? This bitch in my office is about to get her pregnant ass runover. I shit you not! You would think that my constant mocking of her and her uber-dysfunctional pseudo-daddy boyfriend-girlfriend relationship would take her down a peg or two, but no! I think she needs a swift kick to the general cranial region, and I got the muddy Nike to do it. Her only redeeming feature, shes a filthy, filthy, dirty whore. The bitch started playing with herself whilst playing with her Barbies. Then sometime later she went to jail for dealing E to a DT. In jail, she proceded to pleasure herself with a deodorant stick (i know, im wondering if it was the round kind or oval too) during a particulalry "horny" period. Then somewhere in all of debauchery, she found time to be a stripper. She loves getting chocked during sex, fucks like a beast when drunk (from what ive heard), and shes 21. wow. No wonder I haevnt hurt this bitch yet. LOL.

"Pimps and Ho's" Biggie ft. Too Short

So in an effort to get my main nigga Jigga laid (not that he needs my help, but whos gon' turn down pussy?) Id love to bring this monkey a chick. I mean, an upstate chick. See the big city, what shes really gonna see is the big dick coming down on her forehead. More on this story as it develops. In other news... oh who am I kidding, aint no other news. Watched the Bachelorette last night. Is it me or are all the dudes on there kind of like, I dunno, whats the word Im looking for, QUEER?
Discussed the theory of relativity and the like today in Painting class. Dont quite see how it will relate to Cubism, but I'll let you know. One thing struck me, the dudes that wrote up these theories, Eintsein and such, must have been high off their asses. The more I read about this stuff the more I become convinced of it.

"Back In Tha Day"--Biggie

Remeber when shit was mad simple? You know, back in the day. Everything is drama now a days. Wanted to stay up last night, as per my usual half-suicidal (gots to be up at 6:30 for work) saunday night ritual: step one - cuddle girlfriend to sleep. step two - roll her over being careful not to wake her up. step three - squat three inches from the tv, turn on XBOX, and fight the urge to check the clock till I feel like daybreak tapping me on the shoulder. Only thing preventing me, post sex drowsiness. I know its gay to complain about falling out after fuckin, I mean afterall, its fuckin right? But now I cant play fifa for like a fuckin week.
Heading back down to the city this weekend. Its funny how the shit you used to do on the regular, i.e. smoking weed, drinking beers, hanging out, is the shit you miss. Biggie was right man, back in the day.